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Mixing Up Words
Submitted by admin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 19:49.

Two married men, Bill and Paul were having a drink after work.

Bill says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"

"How do you mean?" said Paul.

"Well, see the other day whem buying airline tickets, instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Paul. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Please pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "Shut up you witch, you've ruined my life!"

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Marriage Ceremony Question
Submitted by admin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 19:47.

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why is the lady dressed in white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the man dressed in black?"

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Say Something Positive
Submitted by admin on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 19:45.

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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Divorce Cake
Submitted by admin on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 17:00.
Divorce Cake
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"What Men Want" - The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Submitted by admin on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 12:15.
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Problems
Submitted by admin on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 11:08.

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

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Long Marriage
Submitted by admin on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 11:03.

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

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Do It The Right Way
Submitted by admin on Wed, 10/08/2008 - 09:28.
Do It The Right Way
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